Okay, somebody come up here and demon slap me.

Okay, what do you get when you cross a screwed up preacher with
a screwed up hells angel?  A screwed up hippie computer wizard.

Okay, use the general Luke Skywalker.

Okay, what do you get when you cross a busy little wasp, with a busy little bee?
A busy little tarantula wasp.

Okay, only the good die funny.